Becoming The Best

*Disclaimer:

Some of you might fight this offensive.

Discalimer #2:

I don't care <3

It's been a while chums, i've been off finding my inner child.

My annoying creative juice are flowing again. Why? I dont know! but i'm positive it's a mix of the credit crisis and Michael jackson Dying. WHY DO THE GREAT DIE YOUNG?

WHYYY

Lately i've been living like a little dirty hippy. I do nothing now but watch Survivor and drink. Not healthy drinking like- "omg i'm flirting and having a blast drunk", But dangerous stupid drinking. You know you are low when your asking for the CHEAPEST bottle of ANYTHING in the shop. I usually end up with Glenns-

(What the fuck is Glenn's seriously? I swear i seen the same brand as a paint stripper in a DIY store once).

I been playing wow too

Was in a WG raid. Getting ready to pop the mole machine so i could lol at the usual nabs going to BRD instead of WG. Unforutnetly the Raid leader had an new addon that fucking kicks you automnatically if you start casting the Mole Machine.

How dare someone defy me of my fun Fucking bastards-

REVENGE WAS IN MIND.

So Bennett scoured the internet far and wide for a metho, so dastardly only the mighty bennett would attempt.

This is a script that will disband the raid upon being given Raid assist. And as a Paladin: Nothing easier :)

(How to disband a raid when your NOT leader buwhaha <3)

Ofcourse, this single post could very easily mean i will

A) Never be invited to another WG, OR any decent raid EVER AGAIN

B) Never be trusted to set blessings again

Fuck it :D

So step 1:

Get into a large WG raid. Make sure you have something personal against the group or you might feel guilty afterwards. Maybe someone ninjad your loot before? Or the leader was spamming trade? Join that one!

Step 2:

Ask for raid assist. Whatever reason you may have. As a paladin i use the blessings routine, but any can do.

Step 3:

Wait until 10 seconds before the portal opens, and use this wonderful script-

/script for i=1, GetNumRaidMembers() do local x = GetRaidRosterInfo(i);if x ~=UnitName('player') then UninviteUnit(x);end;end

Props to 'Jadd' on mmowned for that bit of scripting: You don't know what you've started MATE

But it is with a better home now.

Fuckin brilliant.

Went to see Nine inch nails recently in london too.

Had no money so could only stay in a hostel for one of the 3 nights i was there. Turned out it wasn't a hostel and the reason it was so cheap it was a half way house:

Oxford Dictionary Defines Halfway House as-

"The purpose of a halfway house, also called a recovery house or sober house, is generally to allow people to begin the process of reintegration with society, while still providing monitoring and support;"

I was sleeping beside homeless people and convicts and shit. Although i did make friends with a black man.

he sings and dances n shit and is homeless because he blows all his money on the arcades in London. What the fuck?

He sort of looked like this-

(Honestly)

Atleast it was better than last time i was in London when i was drunk at airport (I passed out beside a bin, woke up in the checkin que)...

Also, did up my room a while ago, check it out. This is same room i posted in jakes competition a while back-

Like it? ;)

DO IT NOOOOWWWWW

BENNETT.DINGBLOG.com: THE HOME OF WIN.

My macros sitting still, Nothing new,

I slip into sleep, Sightings are few,

I wonder if it's all worth it,

my target turns red... SHIT,

Just vyragosa... again

WHERE. THE. FUCK.

May this ryme explain my sentiments currently towards the

[*Mount who cannot be named*]

For it has been the bane of my existence since Wotlk released.

While everyone else was gearing up in heroics and all that shit i was patrolling storm peaks. With little knowledge of what or where this was so early in the expansion i was working on pure guess work. I camped solid for about a week, taking sleep of few hours every time i killed vyragosa. But no fucking time-lost.

IT'S WRISTING TIME

They think they can set me to afk while bennett takes a bit of shut eye?

THINK AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERS

I have my setup so i can watch as many episodes of SURVIVOR (for hints and tips) while waiting for this wretched beast to spawn. Also it means i can sleep and first thing i see is if time lost has passed.

So i'm back on the case. Time-Lost hunter Bennett is back in action. With a new strategy (Involving peggle and lots of pizza) I will catch this shit fucking mount before the week is over.

MARK MY WORDS YOU SHIT CUNT

*PS Heres a comic i made a while ago. I call it "Time Lost on Time-Lost Proto-Drake"

Yo homiez,

It's been a while since i've auctually posted about shit going on IRL.

The sun really is bringing out the best of me. it started becoming really fucking sunny recently. So sunny i was being flushed out of my room because it was just too warm inside. I couldn't play wow even when i wanted to, fukc sake :<

It was a good time to call people out again and really have some fun. I've started going to the gym properly now. Since i have no job i get the membership super cheap which is hilarious. I mean who do you know is lazy enough to not get a job but is active to go to gym everyday? Well me i guess...

I took a hike up a big mountain range yesterday too, was fucking INSANE.

We walked like 15 miles in total, with 2 of those being hiking up Slieve Donard (The biggest mountain range in Northern Ireland). We were at such an altitude we were walking in the clouds it was fucking beautiful.

Iam such an unfit fuck, so getting up was treachorous. For every step it was another day i should have been at the gym rather than playing WoW I think...

The worst part being when we were climbing up... i was TOTALLY WIPED, suddenly this old grandma is like walking down the other side with her 7 year old daughter, she says like "what are you so exhausted for? This is easy!". FUCK YOU GRANDMA. I think maybe she was just a mirage maybe... But that completely ruined it for me! knowing this old hag can hike so high too :(

Anyways, i'm going to Download Festival on wednesday. Limp Bizkit, Journey, Prodigy etc gonna be fuckin AMAZIN! I couldn't go last year, i came down with a virus THE NIGHT BEFORE we were due to go. Still i wanted to make it... so i wake up 5 mins before our car to the airport, and haven't packed because im so sick... I throw random stuff in a bag and walk out the door with my friends to go. My friend stops me when i lock the house and is like.. "Dude you have no shoes on". Fuck sake.. I managed to get to the airport but was sick on the security man.. Christ.

Missed the offspring that weekend. Gutted :(

Spot the one with the virus...

I'm also now back into WoW a bit. I'm playing with In Vain, a fairly modest "casual" guild on Jaedenar. They give me a bit of freedom to play when i need to and offer a fun raiding environment :) I've surely still got hardcore player inside of me, but WoW is not priority for me atm...

Although i did get...

Maybe after 20 weeks of running MC raids every wednesday the 2nd binding dropped for me... I was like OMG NOBODY TOUCH. Kek i was going FUCKING MENTAL. Check out this Combat loooting EXTREME-

Also hilariously the next week i got eye of sulfuron :)

Maybe time i started doing the lottery?

Also was pretty fantastic, did Sunwell Plateau for the first time in AGES today. My favourite part was infecting everyone with the burn debuff at the end during looting.

bwuahaha. Basically for those that don't know its a debuff that will do x dmg over x time getting bigger every time it ticks. You can infect people with it just by standing close...

Ok and finally 2 things. For music i've really unearthed somethings fantastic recently. David Bowie and The Who. Real classic music, and unfortunetly mostly unheard of now. I wont link you because if you've heard them before you won't need one and if you haven't you can go fucking youtube it yourself.

Cyas soon, and i'm thinking of a new page design, this one is a bit too buggy and not too functional. Maybe a bit old aswell now. Thinking about asking deadlyz for a guest appearing in drawing something for my page but will see ;o

Cyas!

Listen here, for a tale of vile injustice against Dingblogs favourite blogger is amist....

Oh cry, SOB CRY. WEEP.

Against an injustice oh why must it keep

today a stand is a need

Oh my must people abuse their heed?

Our young hero Bennett is kept down

to be deprived of the carnival in town

Ensidia, WorldofRaids i can leer...

new tier released click on here !

But can anything compare

to the spoilers they share

Mmo-champion please lift my ban

of account selling i'm just not a fan.

Story:

Years ago I "apparently" tried to sell my character. And ofc the minute i logged on from my old pc, which i tried to sell it from... BAM! IP banned.

My individual right to view this wonderful hub of news and discussion was dislodged. I now can only campaign...

I've even thought about a bit of casual propaganda that we can start pushing, if they ignore our pleas-

So chaps, BE INSPIRED, BENNETT WILL LEAD THE BANNED TO VICTORY

WE SHALL VICTOR

Yep yep im back, I know you've missed me.. I mean...

It has been a hard month for me.. well not really, I've chosen to ditch work for a while and live my life a bit. Hilariously this means playing WoW.

I went to blog, only to notice Dingblog are clearly preparing for my return. Transferring to a new server the day before i return a coincidence? I think not !

Meanwhile at dingblog headquarters:
Marilyn: "DON'T FAIL ON ME NOW DANNY, IF I DON'T GET THE EXTRA BANDWIDTH BY TOMROROW, THIS PLACE IS GONNA BLOW"
Server host: "I KNOW MARILYN I'M TRYING I'M TRYING"
Marilyn :"yOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE, EVERYONE ADORES BENNETT ON THE PLACE, IF THEY CAN'T VIEW HIS BLOG THERES GONNA BE A SHITSTORM THE SIZE OF QUACAMOLA"
EMC2: "MARILYN WE HAVE TO TAKE THE SERVER DOWN, OR IT'll BLOW !

Anyways, Anyways, Im back in game now, so having had to put up with PUGs, i have worked out a formula to determine how effective your PUG are, on the BENNETT-O-METER.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK-

We fought in the siege grounds for about 1 hour and not ONCE did i see ANY bacon.

OH and this one too-

oh yeah and this-

Now, its time for...

OMFG ITS-

Bennetts "SEAL OF APPROVAL"

I will make a segment every week to describe something

which has achieved the 5* Bennett Approval rating-

JABEZ- BLOG FULL OF MUSIC (DON'T EVEN THINK IM GONNA LINK UR BLOG)

well done to all, and good luck to those trying to impress me for next week.

You really have to work hard to be gaining this SEAL THOUGH.

Enjoy

PS Anyone wanna hear how i got drunk and lost all my clothes in london?

Just leave me a message and i'll give you a free comment to your blog in return. Multiple requests will be given multiple comments.

<3 Bennett

Applied to my old guild Flare for casual member status. I don't play WoW really but i kind of wanted just to be around some of the people i have most enjoyed playing with.

My applications to guilds in the past have been so thorough usually reaching about 9 pages, detailing quite frankly how brilliant i am.

But i knew i wanted to give flare something different.

Some of the things you might not understand(mostly because i think my readers are pretty dumb),but also alot is quite realted to the guild itself.

Heres my application-

Hilariously i got declined, o well still a funky guild :)

Btw was my birthday yesterday ^_^ 20 years old. story about it to come, involving losing all my stuff and having to sleep rough on the street.

<3

ANNOUNCEMENT

Today i shant be posting anything other than this. Today my friends, is Bennett appreciation day. I have noticed many of my old blogs rusting away and becoming forgotten about, but they are TIMELESS and i notice noone reads them anymore.

So this day (Bennett appreciation day 22/4/09) I wish everyone to go and read some of my other (timeless) blog posts and make some comments.

Sure i will never read the comments but it'll make my comment ranking go up.

Signed,

Bennett & Hobo (he didn't even have shoes lmao)

Bennett appreciation day 22/4/09