Becoming The Best

July 17th 2009 at 20:33 | 14 Comments

*Disclaimer:

Some of you might fight this offensive.

Discalimer #2:

I don't care <3

It's been a while chums, i've been off finding my inner child.

My annoying creative juice are flowing again. Why? I dont know! but i'm positive it's a mix of the credit crisis and Michael jackson Dying. WHY DO THE GREAT DIE YOUNG?

WHYYY

Lately i've been living like a little dirty hippy. I do nothing now but watch Survivor and drink. Not healthy drinking like- "omg i'm flirting and having a blast drunk", But dangerous stupid drinking. You know you are low when your asking for the CHEAPEST bottle of ANYTHING in the shop. I usually end up with Glenns-

(What the fuck is Glenn's seriously? I swear i seen the same brand as a paint stripper in a DIY store once).

I been playing wow too

Was in a WG raid. Getting ready to pop the mole machine so i could lol at the usual nabs going to BRD instead of WG. Unforutnetly the Raid leader had an new addon that fucking kicks you automnatically if you start casting the Mole Machine.

How dare someone defy me of my fun Fucking bastards-

REVENGE WAS IN MIND.

So Bennett scoured the internet far and wide for a metho, so dastardly only the mighty bennett would attempt.

This is a script that will disband the raid upon being given Raid assist. And as a Paladin: Nothing easier :)

(How to disband a raid when your NOT leader buwhaha <3)

Ofcourse, this single post could very easily mean i will

A) Never be invited to another WG, OR any decent raid EVER AGAIN

B) Never be trusted to set blessings again

Fuck it :D

So step 1:

Get into a large WG raid. Make sure you have something personal against the group or you might feel guilty afterwards. Maybe someone ninjad your loot before? Or the leader was spamming trade? Join that one!

Step 2:

Ask for raid assist. Whatever reason you may have. As a paladin i use the blessings routine, but any can do.

Step 3:

Wait until 10 seconds before the portal opens, and use this wonderful script-

/script for i=1, GetNumRaidMembers() do local x = GetRaidRosterInfo(i);if x ~=UnitName('player') then UninviteUnit(x);end;end

Props to 'Jadd' on mmowned for that bit of scripting: You don't know what you've started MATE

But it is with a better home now.

Fuckin brilliant.

Went to see Nine inch nails recently in london too.

Had no money so could only stay in a hostel for one of the 3 nights i was there. Turned out it wasn't a hostel and the reason it was so cheap it was a half way house:

Oxford Dictionary Defines Halfway House as-

"The purpose of a halfway house, also called a recovery house or sober house, is generally to allow people to begin the process of reintegration with society, while still providing monitoring and support;"

I was sleeping beside homeless people and convicts and shit. Although i did make friends with a black man.

he sings and dances n shit and is homeless because he blows all his money on the arcades in London. What the fuck?

He sort of looked like this-

(Honestly)

Atleast it was better than last time i was in London when i was drunk at airport (I passed out beside a bin, woke up in the checkin que)...

Also, did up my room a while ago, check it out. This is same room i posted in jakes competition a while back-

Like it? ;)

DO IT NOOOOWWWWW

BENNETT.DINGBLOG.com: THE HOME OF WIN.

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Mummel
July 17th 2009 at 20:40 - Quote - Report
I'm so going to use that script! XD
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Shauku
July 17th 2009 at 21:14 - Quote - Report
Nice post, you surely will remember your trip to London. Was NIN worth of it?
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Marilyn
July 17th 2009 at 21:54 - Quote - Report
ownage as always!
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Ninquelen
July 17th 2009 at 22:12 - Quote - Report
That is hillarious! My god what a tattoo XD HAHAH!
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Naruu
July 17th 2009 at 22:33 - Quote - Report
Haha, pro. :D
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Olof
July 18th 2009 at 01:30 - Quote - Report
Haha, you're a sick, sick man Bennett. Good to have you back though! :D
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Maticus
July 24th 2009 at 01:24 - Quote - Report
you have like my dream room :(
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Suukeh
July 25th 2009 at 11:10 - Quote - Report
Ughh no way not Glenns o_O....not vodka in any shape or form lmao. I usually just go an aul bottlL\'a wine haha.

Buckfast FTW!!!
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Bennett
July 26th 2009 at 20:24 - Quote - Report
a new blog coming up soon. Have become obsessed with The insane achievement for now. Check my armory for updates. looooooovee
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Iz
August 6th 2009 at 05:03 - Quote - Report
Update the blog u fucking nigger
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Bennett
September 9th 2009 at 10:31 - Quote - Report
testing
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Mrpink
September 9th 2009 at 13:55 - Quote - Report
WHERE ARE YOU BEENTT??????????????????
I MISS YOUR FUNNEH POSTS
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Krautz
October 16th 2009 at 22:50 - Quote - Report
GIEF NEW BLOG POST!!!
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Maticus
February 10th 2010 at 04:33 - Quote - Report
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